Bored Lazy Tired

August 10, 2006

Aliens come down to Earth and dance before you.  But you just look at them and you’re disappointed because they look more like Carrot Top than E.T.  You tell no one.

You win an Xbox 360 on a scratch card but you throw it away because it’s too much effort to claim the prize.

Charlize Therone rings your doorbell to use your phone.  You see her out your living room window but you don’t even answer the door.

The box of Omaha Steaks you orderd is rotting on the counter because you never put it in the freezer.

They find a cure for your cancer, but you don’t bother with it.

In other words, the most crazy awesome thing happens right before your eyes and you don’t act on it or share it with anyone even though to the normal it would be exciting.  That’s BLT.

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One Response to “Bored Lazy Tired”

  1. K Says:

    If I had to guess what you look like… I’d say Alton Brown. What does that have to do with anything? Nothing but I don’t really grasp the concept of BLT either. Ah well… meh


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